1) Holy shit balls! I just read that it's National Singles Week! Is there a pageant that I should be entering? I would like to be crowned the Princess of Single Week 2008 (see how it's Princess, cause if it was Queen then I would be married). Who do I talk to about this?
2) On Biggest Loser the people cry tears of joy when they win a chance to call home. Why is it that I feel like crying the one time I call home a week, but not tears of joy? If I was ever on that show and won phone calls, I'd be like, "Uh, can I trade this in for something else? Maybe a Big Mac?" PSYCH! That would be silly.
3) It was awesome to see Jamie Hector (aka Marlo from The Wire) on Heroes last night. I am excited to see what's in store for his character.
4) What does it mean when Lipstick Jungle appeals to me more than the new Bev Hills 90210? I'm confused and scared. Someone hold me.
5) My cat loves strangers more than she loves me.
To all who care - Americanadian is MY sister, and I am so proud of her - she is the funniest chic ever, and I love reading her blog as it brightens my day to know that someone out there over the age of thirty can still live a life of total debauchery, with an abundance of alcohol, cigarettes and uncomplicated sex yet still get up every morning with a smile and head off to work ... don't worry about having babies - you can have the girls anytime you want to be reminded of just how important birth control is!!
Posted by: Carolyn Barone | Wednesday, September 24, 2008 at 11:28 AM