AmeriCanadian: What's Hot and What's Not

What's Hot?

1) Weddings in Oregon

I am really looking forward to my friend Colin's wedding next weekend. 

2) Multiple dudes from my dating past re-surfacing acknowledging that AmeriCanadian is "the one that got away"

You're right, you were dumb to let me get away.

3) SF

Temperature-wise.  It has been hot as balls this week.

4) Trader Joe's No Pudge Brownies

OMG, have you ever had them?  You can make a single serving in the microwave and it's all that you need to feed your sweet tooth.

5) Chappelle's Show Re-runs

What's Not

1) All of my friends living in the East Bay

What gives?  Why are you all moving over there?  It's annoying.  I had a brunch in Jack London square today and dinner in Berkeley tonight.  If you're going to move to the suburbs don't make me come out there with you.

2) Notorious B.I.G. still being dead

I was listening to some Biggie Smalls' classics at the gym this morning.  I'm ready for him to stop pretending he's dead and make some more lyrical magic.

3) Grossing myself out

Sometimes I say shit so odd that I disturb myself.  For example, "Since they don't have salads here I am going to order two brownie sundaes and then drink 4 cups of coffee and smoke 5 cigarettes so I ppfffft pfffft it out."  (If any of those guys who think I'm the love of their lives read this it should scare them away and rid me of my clingers on)

4) Sarah Palin

If you don't know why, stop reading my blog.

5) The Father of AmeriCanadian calling me a day late to wish me happy birthday

Sob.

Comments

[harj]

Q - in "what's not #3" you refer to clingers.
Is this a subtle pun on dingle-berries?

If so, well done.