Sheila Bryson

I've Been Sexing You Up in My Dreams

Here is my sleeping schedule over the past two days.  I'm messed up.

Saturday:

Awake from 6 until 9

Slept from 9 until 11

Awake all day until 3 a.m.

Sunday:
Awake from 7:30 until 8:30

Slept from 8:30 until 11

Awake from 11 until 3

Slept from 3 until 7:30

Still awake now (midnight)

I just took some of my new BFF Tylenol #3 so am hoping to drift off to sleep with chemical aid.

One thing I will say is that this spotty sleeping has induced some amazing dreams.  I have pretty much seen or had sex with all of you over the past 5 days.

AmeriCanadian Approved: Someecards

Although I was informed by one younger and hipper friend that these are "so 2007" I just discovered someecards.com and have delighted in browsing around it.  This is one of my current favorites.

My Inner Knee Looks Like a Vagina

They gave me some images from my surgery and in one of them I noticed that my meniscus looks a bit like a snootch. That's right boys, I'm all woman.

OMG I AM SO FUCKING BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY KNEE IS LEAKING!

I guess I need to dive into the stack of magazines I collected.  I just haven't felt much like reading the past two days.  I watched about ten makeovers today on What Not to Wear and Tim Gun's Guide to Style, yet am still laying around in red track pants and a green wife beater not having taken any queues.  What can I say, I love Christmas.  I also have blood streaks on my knee- I can't seem to be able to wash them or the iodine stains off of my leg.  There is also the word "YES!" written on my left knee in Sharpie, they wrote that there to be sure that they didn't repair the wrong knee.  It hurts too much to try to scrub it off.  Seriously.  I'm a mess.  I thought I was going to love being quarrantined in my apartment for a bunch of days, but I kind of forgot about the pain part of the deal as well as the boredom.  

Other thoughts:

Is Survivor still really a show?

Is Survivor still really a show that people watch?

Is Joe Biden the Cheshire Cat?

Should I paint my nails bright pink?

Is my cat annoyed that I have been around for two days straight?

Am I addicted to codeine yet?

When will I be able to walk?

Crutches fucking suck.

I need to ice again.

Random Pre-Operation Thoughts: Panties to Jesus

How does one select underwear on the day that they are having an operation? I guess the first question is- will i have to take them off? if yes, should I pick something plain and simple or perhaps go for some shock value? maybe "little miss clumsy" would be a good call? Or i could write in Sharpie "LEFT KNEE" to be sure to remind them where the should be focused on. will i have to be wheeled around in front of strangers on a gerney? so humiliating. if so will they see my underpants? That could change my approach. I notice that in my info packet they included a listing of the TV channels and there were some Jesus channels on there. Should i watch a few minutes of it just to hedge my bets? Couldn't hurt right?