Sister of AmeriCanadian: Also a Diabolical Genius

The email my sister sent her kid's teacher today as an April Fool's joke.  I love my family.

Good Morning Keri,

 

After much thought and deliberation, Jean-Luc and I have decided to withdraw Claire from school.  We feel that she has reached the highest academic potential she will ever reach, and we are sending her away to a farm in Saskatchewan to learn how to milk sheep.  Ewe milk is very popular these days, and we feel that she will have a very successful life being a sheep farmer.  Thank you so much to both yourself and to Lynn for all that you have done for Claire, but it is now time to accept the fact that she is really meant for a future that does not include school.  The sheep will be all that she needs.  We will drop be later today to pick up her belongings.  Please feel free to donate any pens and pencils to fellow classmates as where she is going a stool, a bucket and strong hands are all she will really need.

 

Best wishes to you both and a very happy April 1^st,

 

Carolyn

Comments

[Dave]

Will you also be posting the response from Keri?

[Jamie Walker]

ha, kind of evil! But I like it.